Lady Pedophile Film Society
by littlesarahbigworld
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I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age
Dinner at Sister Natalie’s last night. Vegan deliciousness and Harry Potter V (Order of the Pheonix). This is the one where everyone cuts off their shaggy Goblet of Fire hair and gets ripped, where the boys become men. Pectorals and cheekbones, Friends. And that brings me to a phenomenon that needs discussing:
Sometimes I’m attracted to adolescent boys in movies, Friends. Don’t freak out. Let me explain: It’s just something I’ve never grown out of. Like, at one point I was a pre-teen and then a tween and then a teenager, and I had appropriate teen-y movie star crushes. Benny from The Sandlot. Joseph Mazzello from Simon Birch. The entire cast of Newsies. Then I got older, but I never fully shed those feelings. The years passed by, but the crushes remained the same.
And while some of you may be reaching for your phones to contact the authorities right now, I can assure you I am not alone. I know there are ladies out there who’ve got my back, 20-somethings who still freak out about how cute JTT is. It’s like the crush never goes away, even though we grow up and develop more age- and legally-appropriate attractions.
My Susan friend has had a mad crush on one Ronald Weasley since forever. Crushin’ HARD. And is that so wrong? I mean, if guys can talk about how hot Hermione is, why can’t ladies squeel over Ron and Harry? Or Cedric?
We can, and we do. We are the Lady Pedophile Film Society, and we meet monthly to watch movies from the 90s and remember our first crushes. Is that so wrong?
In other news: I have been drinking lots of wine lately. And last night I put some blueberries in it, what? I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR JUDGEMENTS. I WILL DRINK AND CRUSH AS I SEE FIT.
I don’t know what point I was trying to make with this. I feel tipsy right now, but I’m not! I’m at work! Blogging about drinking and pedophilia! That’s appropriate, right?
As is THIS.
Oh man, you know who got hot? NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM. Wowee. Ron totally made me swoon until this last HP. Damn, Neville. Damn. Also – NEWSIES. YES.
I know, can Newsies be our February film? PS karaoke Sunday, February 12th, all lady pedophiles invited. (My birthday’s the 13th, so I’ll be 2-6 at midnight!)
This is your best post yet, m’lady. Can’t wait for our next official gathering!
I know, and I’ve got mad ideas about it. Like, what if we did a platonic Valentine’s day and everyone brought a cardigan and we did a cardigan exchange????
Blueberries are so expensive here 😦
Even the frozen ones? I wouldn’t know; these were my sister’s berries 🙂
Awesome post. I have a large soft spot for Oliver Wood in the first Harry Potter movie.
Oh my gosh YES. Way hotter than the Twilight guy.
So true – the smile, the voice, the fact that he is in Gryffindor and not Hufflepuff.
I can even forgive the casting people for making him look nothing like the description in the book ‘well built and burly’.
Glad to say though, according to the Potter wikipedia he is about my age. The character, not the actor…
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Oliver_Wood
The actor is only 9 years younger
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0081801/
And I have now officially spent too much time thinking about this.
Oh man!!!
“Oh boy” is more like it! (Yes, that’s a pedophile joke. Please nobody call the cops on me).
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