Just so you know…

by littlesarahbigworld

Old people crinkling wrappers loudly during public performances is universal.

No matter where you go in the world, no matter what you’re watching, some anciano is going to take, like, five whole minutes to get that hard candy out of its tricky little cellophane slip.

Ageism, I know, but maybe I just wanted to listen to a live reading by young Dominican Poets for La Noche del Libro and not be reminded of Time’s cruel effects.