When I Was 19…

by littlesarahbigworld

…my friends and I came up with this rap:

“India, Nepal, China

Everywhere, I get vagina

The Middle East, and Saudi Arabia

You bitches can’t keep me outta yo labia”


(Take that, add nights of drinking too much and fighting with my boyfriend, days of smoking weed and watching too much TV on DVD, and you have me at 19, exactly).