This is How We Jew It

by littlesarahbigworld

Passover 2011:

For the record, I am only 1/2 Jewish, and not even the half that counts (Mom’s a goy), but it’s still part of my identity. I’ve taken some flack for this over the years, and I’m not going to get into it here–I mean, I’m not NOT a Jew, you know? Besides, Passover seder is something I’ve known my whole life, something I would share with my own children. It’s tradition–the wine, the plagues, the jokes, the food, the afikomen ransomed for chocolate…

…and the bad puns.