Don’t Mind If I Do
Popcorn and wine for dinner? Check.
Jazz it up with vegan butter and a nutritional yeast/spice mix from Nicole? Of course.
Creme de Cassis in your white wine to make it pink and sweet? Absolutely.
Portlandia clips on hulu and drunk texting? Indulge:
“Man, i was going to tell you to come over earlier, but then i was all ‘Naw, im tired,’ but now im drunk. That is a complete story.”
“Im preparing myself for two months of non-stop female bondage. In the best sense possible”
Sitting on the couch with a huge grin and loving every minute of it? MUST BE A THURSDAY!