The Rest of Your Life
What I’ve Been Doing Instead of Blogging
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1 – I am not a professional videographer, dancer, singer, or ukulele player.
2 – I am not a professional anything, actually.
3 – My grandparents, on the other hand, are obviously old pros.
4 – By contributing to this video, all singing, dancing and otherwise foolish parties implicitly and unwittingly agree to be on the internet. Which is basically just a consequence of being alive these days, so…
5 – I am in no way responsible for destroying the image you had of me vocally, visually, or otherwise by shifting from a photo-and-text blog format to a video format. May you be less traumatized than I was the first time I saw what Ira Glass looked like in real life, as opposed to how I’d pictured him in my head all those years. (Ditto for Garrison Keillor).